my thoughts on yawning

OKAY SO ITS LATE SO I HAVE MY THOUGHTS JUST LISTEN TO ME. Now that I have your attention. Why do we yawn. Is there a certain reason? Maybe its our eyes when they feel the urge to release water so every time you yawn it could be your eyes having its own orgasms that are like contagious. Ya feel me?

Thoughts that have come to mind recently

So, tonight I was thinking while watching TV.

Whats it like to be high? I personally have never smoked weed, but I wish there was something that gave us the experience, for example being high or being drunk..But without actually being either. 

What about this: What would happen if I died?

What would everyone do, my parents, my friends, my brothers, everyone in our school? Who would give speeches at my ceremony or funeral?

Ohana

Ohana means family. And family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.

My theory on why we get certain sized boobs

 What if a women died and her boobs would fly away like a boob essence and it went to a girl who didn't have any and that boob essence determined the new girls boob size so you would have the essence of a random womens boob size and from each person it goes to it grows a little and for the little girls who died young without boobs and that's why everyone's boob size it different sizes and for the people who had plastic surgery the person who gets their boob essence the boobs shrink. That's why we have different sizes :D.

Holidays Rant

So.. The holidays, a time of cheer and family time. Well, theres also a dark side to the holidays.

First of all; shopping. We all have to go out to the stores and shop, and spend 4 hours of our lives in a store buying gifts. And if you order them online around the holidays, you have three choices. To spend $50 on 1-3 day shipping, select standard shipping (5-8 days) or 17-28 days. Sometimes you wont even have this choice, you'll have to wait at least 15 days for your order to come.

And dont even get me started on black friday. The day after we celebrate what were thankful for, we go out and nearly trample other people to get something 80% off. 

Now, this whole year has been a what he heck. Nothing feels like the holiday and this whole year has gone by in 2 months. I mean, its already December! And the holidays this year have been so weird.. Halloween felt like another day and so did Thanksgiving. And for this Christmas no one decorated or is celebrating it as much.

The holidays are weird.